1000 pesos for a look

A man goes over to his buddy's house and knocks on the door, it opens and there stands his friends wife. "Is Michael home?" he asks.

She replies "No I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands."

"Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes?"

She opens the door and he follows her down the hall and into the kitchen. "I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe. I will pay you P1000 if I could just see one of them."

The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is P1000. She opens her robe exposing one of her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a P1000 bill and throws it on the table. Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he asks "Your breast was so beautiful, I've got to see them both at the same time, I will pay you another
P1000 if you will show me them both."

She once again thinks for a moment and decides, what the hell and opens her robe giving him a good long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another P1000 throws it on the table and says, "I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell Michael I came by."

About ten minutes pass and Michael comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says "Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago."

Michael replies, "Did he drop off the P20o0 he owes me?

Dress of love

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.

The mother asks the daughter, said, “Why you are naked?"

The daughter responds, and said, “This is the dress of love."

When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.

When her husband arrives, he asks her, and said “What are you doing naked?"

She responds, and said “This is the dress of love."

and Well," he says to her, “GO IRON IT!!!."