1000 pesos for a look

A man goes over to his buddy's house and knocks on the door, it opens and there stands his friends wife. "Is Michael home?" he asks.

She replies "No I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands."

"Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes?"

She opens the door and he follows her down the hall and into the kitchen. "I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe. I will pay you P1000 if I could just see one of them."

The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is P1000. She opens her robe exposing one of her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a P1000 bill and throws it on the table. Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he asks "Your breast was so beautiful, I've got to see them both at the same time, I will pay you another
P1000 if you will show me them both."

She once again thinks for a moment and decides, what the hell and opens her robe giving him a good long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another P1000 throws it on the table and says, "I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell Michael I came by."

About ten minutes pass and Michael comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says "Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago."

Michael replies, "Did he drop off the P20o0 he owes me?

Dress of love

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.

The mother asks the daughter, said, “Why you are naked?"

The daughter responds, and said, “This is the dress of love."

When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.

When her husband arrives, he asks her, and said “What are you doing naked?"

She responds, and said “This is the dress of love."

and Well," he says to her, “GO IRON IT!!!."

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Loving wife

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 30 years. He breaks into a house and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then get the lady and goes into the dressing room. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped from prison, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. " If he wants something, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. That guy is probably very dangerous. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "No honey, He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Chinese Restaurant

A man is having a dinner at a Chinese Restaurant noticed the table had been set with forks, not with chopsticks. He asked the waiter why. The waiter said, "Sir, Chopstick were provided only on request."

"But,"the man countered, if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all your forks."

"True," the waiter said back, "but we would have hire three more people to clean up the mess."

Laughter for lLife # 4

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"