CNN - Phone inthe Future

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CNN - Phones in the FUTURE!!

WHAT A PHONE!!! Everyone must have it for us not to forget where we placed our phones!!

Loving wife

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 30 years. He breaks into a house and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then get the lady and goes into the dressing room. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped from prison, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. " If he wants something, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. That guy is probably very dangerous. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "No honey, He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Chinese Restaurant

A man is having a dinner at a Chinese Restaurant noticed the table had been set with forks, not with chopsticks. He asked the waiter why. The waiter said, "Sir, Chopstick were provided only on request."

"But,"the man countered, if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all your forks."

"True," the waiter said back, "but we would have hire three more people to clean up the mess."