Laughter for lLife # 4

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

Laughter for Life # 3

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy, pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."

”WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."

Laughter for Life # 2

One day 5 year old boy ask her Dad... "Dad my classmates had told me that in the news this morning Mr. Congresman had a video scandal with his secretary. Dad said, "Son, you tell your classmates that they should not listen and watch with those news because its not appropriate with your age. His son nods and say, "Dad, I think, I should not watch Mom and our Driver doing their scandal...

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Laughter for Life # 1

Two common workers are having conversation regarding salary increased:

Worker #1: Hey when is the last time we had an increase in our salary?
Worker #2: Last 3 years ago..., why?
Worker #1: gosh!! its been three years and salary is still the same...
Worker #2: Me, I'm not hoping for salary increase,,,
Worker #1: WHy?
Worker #2: I'm hoping for PAY BACK TIME!!!
WOrker #1: Oppsss... No.. no.. Look you GOT TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC...
Prices of commodities are increasing...
Government says that economic are increasing...
Some Government Officials corruption are increasing...
Population are increasing...
everything seems to increase...
So don't loose hope Bro.

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